Two and a Half Men 7×20
Alan: Cute.
Berta: No, he was ugly too.
& Alan: I’ve got a romantic night planned but need somebody to keep an eye on Jake. He’s grounded.
Charlie: I got a better idea. Open the door and leave a trail of hamburgers... to the Army recruiting office. Everybody wins but America.
Alan: Hey, uh, Berta, would you do me a favor?
Berta: Oh, Magoo, always walking into walls...
& Alan: You don’t have to be responsible for him. Just let him see you. You know, the illusion of adult supervision.
& Lyndsey: Nevertheless, I do have a plan B.
Alan: Oh, what’s that?
Lyndsey: Plan B, Alan. It goes with my plan J.
& Jasmine: So, Charlie, how can I make you happy?
Charlie: What are my choices?
Jasmine: Well, you paid for the full girlfriend experience... so anything you want.
Charlie: Anything I want. I like that. Okay. Read this magazine... while I watch SportsCenter. I want the girlfriend experience. That’s what my girlfriend used to do.
Jasmine: Okay.
Charlie: And every once in a while... look at me and sigh while rolling your eyes. ... Oh, baby, that’s what Daddy likes.
& Alan: You stole drugs from your son?
Lyndsey: It’s only fair. He stole my youth.
& Jasmine: And what kind of sex does Charlie want?
Charlie: Oh. Hard to pick. It’s kind of like Baskin-Robbins. You know, if they charged a thousand dollars a scoop.
Jasmine: And sprinkles are way extra.
& Lyndsey: You’re a good kisser, Alan.
Alan: Thank you.
Lyndsey: Better than my ex-husband.
Alan: ... Oh. Well, good for me.
Lyndsey: Course, he made up for it below the waist... if you know what I mean.
Alan: ..... He had big feet?
Lyndsey: Three of them, but only two wore shoes.
Alan: ....... Lucky you.
Lyndsey: Oh, don’t worry, size doesn’t matter to me.
Alan: Good to know.
Lyndsey: In fact, in this situation, the smaller the better.
Alan: Um... you’re welcome?
& Lyndsey: What the hell was that?
Alan: Um, I don’t know. Maybe the strawberries are fighting with the oysters. Uh-oh.
Lyndsey: What?
Alan: I think the oysters are making a break for it. Excuse me.
Lyndsey: Are you gonna throw up?
Alan: I wish. You might wanna turn the TV on. Loud.
& Charlie: How about you drag me to some boring museum so I can miss the Lakers game?
Jasmine: It’s your money. Is it okay if I go take a shower?
Charlie: Sure. I’ll be up in a bit... Still cheaper than getting married.
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On the IMDb
Σ Poor Charlie.
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