Fasting

Citizen Khan 2×4

& Dave: But the Imam’s called a fast for today. Are you not doing it?
Mr. Khan: No way! He’s always calling a fast. We don’t need to starve ourselves all the bloody time. We’re Muslims, not supermodels.

& Alia: What are you doing, Papaji?
    Mr. Khan: It’s for my knee. Pakistani Pilates.
    Alia: What’s that?
    Mr. Khan: It’s like normal Pilates, but you don’t have to spend any money on equipment.

& Mr. Khan: Going somewhere nice?
    Nabila: Une discotheque.
    Mr. Khan: Huh?
    Alia: It’s French for prayer meeting.

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& Nabila: Merci beaucoup, monsieur.
    Mr. Khan: You’re... wel... come.

& Mrs. Khan: Sell something.
    Mr. Khan: Like what?
    Mrs. Khan: The car!
    Mr. Khan: Never, ever say that. Not even as a joke.

& Shazia: Can I say something?
    Amjad: Shoot.
    Shazia: What do YOU think?
    Amjad: Well... I made a spreadsheet.

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