A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster

Young Sheldon 2×21

Sheldon: Instead of puns, have you considered composing a humorous palindrome?... It's a phrase that reads the same backwards as forwards. For example, "Do geese see God?"... Trust me. Both ways.

Sheldon: Mom!
Mary: What?
Sheldon: "Mom" is also a palindrome. M-O-M.

Mary: I thought you could be my little helper.
Sheldon: I prefer executive assistant. Carries more weight.

Mary: Good morning, Peg.
Peggy: Any morning you wake up is a good morning.

Meemaw: You see, God and I have a deal. And when he helps me win big at the casino, I give him a cut. And lately, he has not been holding up his part of the bargain.

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Missy: "Steak aw poyverwith fritties"?
Dr. Sturgis: It's French.
Missy: Oh. What's a crock monster?
Dr. Sturgis: It's croque monsieur, and it's really just a grilled cheese sandwich with ham.
Missy: I want that.

Mary: Maybe you could give him a male perspective on relationship issues...
George: How about this? What if I close my eyes and pray on it?

Missy: We are so going to heaven.

Missy: Don't worry, it's not stealing if it's for God.

Sheldon: So it's all Jesus, we don't get any credit?
Missy: We need to start our own church.
Sheldon: They don't pay taxes. It's a very sound business model.

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