Lucifer 2×8
& Lucifer: And so there we were,the detective and I, standing in her kitchen, and... she made me... a sandwich.
& Lucifer: I believe this is the part where you tell me it’s much more than just a sandwich. For example... maybe it was a gesture of intimacy. You know, the slices of bread representing, perhaps...
& Lucifer: Doctor, please, what delicious message was she sending me?
Dr. Linda: ......... What about Hitler?
Lucifer: The sandwich is Hitler?
& Dr. Linda: How did you actually torture Hitler in Hell? I mean, is his cell next to Idi Amin’s? Or Mussolini’s? Or is there kind of a-a-a... a tyrant wing in Hell?
& Lucifer: I suppose it was futile of me to think that you wouldn’t want to discuss the whole... «I’m really the Devil» thing.
Dr. Linda: The actual Devil?
& Dr. Linda: What about my Uncle Edwin? Is he down there? I mean, ’cause he was... you know.... one... he was one bad mama jama.
& Lucifer: I think I’ve broken my therapist.
& Lucifer: She’s somewhere to the left of totally useless and to the right of babbling lunatic.
Chloe: Oh, so she’s you in a skirt.
& Chloe: Well, eyewitness testimonies can be unreliable.
Ella: Yeah, people’s ojos go a little loco. Evidence, however, does not lie.
& Lucifer: ...it takes any reason someone might want to hurt another and...
Amenadiel: Amplifies it a thousandfold.
Mazikeen: So if someone leaves the toilet seat up...
Lucifer: Trip to stabby town, yes.
Mazikeen: That’s one angry-ass knife.
& Lucifer: ...if you do this favor for me, then I’ll do a favor for you in return...
Ella: Lucifer, the whole point of a favor is to do it for free, okay? And then you just trust the love will come back to you somehow. Favors are about faith.
Lucifer: Ugh. Please don’t ruin favors for me.
& Lucifer: I insist. Tit for tat.
& Lucifer: Gosh, you’re a nasty little nerd, aren’t you?
& Lucifer: Look, you said to me that favors were about faith, right?
Ella: Yeah.
Lucifer: Well, I’m asking you to have faith in me. And know that I wouldn’t ask anything untoward of you.
& Lucifer: I’m just being thorough, Detective. Like you said, «Shake the bushes until the truth flies free.»
& Mum: Have you ever heard of something called the reverse cowgirl?..
& Lucifer: Humans are dying because of you.
Mum: Well, humans die. They all do eventually. It’s what they were designed to do.
& Dan: My pudding’s gone.
Chloe: I’m sorry?
Dan: .... I’m just saying that a man’s snacks... they’re sacred, okay?
& Chloe: Lucifer’s not another guy. He’s a weirdo.
& Dr. Linda: Okay, can we go back to the Angel of Death? Is he... uh, is he another one of your brothers?
Lucifer: Sister, actually.
Dr. Linda: The Angel of Death is a chick?!
& Lucifer: Go on, tell me. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
& Ella: Come clean with me. Or I can’t keep this a secret anymore.
Lucifer: You see, that’s just it. The last person I came clean with became a tad untethered.
Ella: Dude, I grew up in Detroit.
& Lucifer: I’m dealing with a matter of cosmic importance and I ask you to indulge me for just a little longer.
Ella: You mean have faith?
Lucifer: Tomato, tomahto.
& Lucifer: Anyone else feeling a murderous urge? No? The need to slice and dice? Anyone?
& Dan: My life went to hell when I met you!!
Lucifer: Hey! Well, technically, that’s not true, but I understand the basic metaphor.
& Lucifer: Always the truth. Point of pride for me, Detective.
& Lucifer: But you know, if you ever did want to cross boundaries into «partnered friends who hang out naked...»
& Dr. Linda: So, global crisis averted?
Lucifer: Yes. For now. So, we can... you know, talk about Caligula, Stalin... Trump. I mean, I know he’s not dead, but he’s definitely going.
& Dr. Linda: Lucifer, I owe you an apology. But in my defense... you’re the Devil.
& Dr. Linda: Things were much less complicated when I thought you were just another average delusional patient with a complicated family.
& Dr. Linda: Oh, my God. I had sex with the Devil.
Lucifer: Many, many times. And you’re welcome.
& Dr. Linda: Okay, now, see, that I understand. Narcissistic tendencies rooted in a complex paternal relationship and a disrupted adolescence.
Lucifer: See? Just another screwed up patient. And you can treat me as such.
Dr. Linda: All right. Let’s do this... The doctor is in.
& Mother: What’s that saying? «When my dear husband closes a door, he opens a window»?.. The window just opened.
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