Bullies

Citizen Khan 5×2

& Mr. Khan: I have a very special new drone camera so I can keep an eye on the whole of Sparkhill. I call it NWA — Neighbourhood Watch Asian-style.

& Mr. Khan: What the bloomin’ heck are they doing?! When will these weird people realise that we’re not fancy-schmancy European any more?

& Mr. Khan: This neighbourhood’s going really downhill. I blame the immigrants.

& Amjad: But, sir, I don’t like violence.
    Mr. Khan: It’s not about violence. Violence never solved anything. I’m talking about non-violent resistance, like Martin Luther Vandross... It’s about keeping a cool head, rising above it, letting it go in one ear and out the other.

& Amjad: You’re a fat, old man with a stupid beard and a silly, old-fashioned suit!

& Shazia: You said we have to stand up to bullies.
    Mr. Khan: Not necessarily. Depends on the size of the bullies.

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& Mr. Khan: Well, at times like this we have to remember we’re Pakistani. A tribal nation, ready to defend our family honour.
    Amjad: So we’re going to stand up to the bullying?
    Mr. Khan: No. We’re going to go in disguise.

Red Right Hand — Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

♪ Take a little walk ♪
♪ to the edge of town ♪
♪ And go across the tracks ♪
♪ Where the viaduct looms ♪
♪ like a bird of doom ♪
♪ As it shifts and cracks ♪
♪ Where secrets lie in the border fires ♪
♪ In the humming wires... ♪

& Amjad: What are we going to do, sir? If I die, Shazia will kill me.

& Shazia: She is your niece, you know.
Alia: She’s your daughter. You win.

& Mr. Khan: Not so fast, my lime-green Pakistani princess.

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