Paula Needs to Get Over Josh!

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 1×18

& Paula: After everything I’ve done for your love story, to get you together with Josh Chan, and you betray me by picking sarcastic, alcoholic, unromantic Greg?

& Greg: This balloon is not stupid. It’s genius. The messiah is riding a unicorn over a rainbow. It’s like the Turducken of sympathy balloons.

& Heather: Oh, God, you’re one of those girls... Okay, dude, so the moment you’re craving isn’t anchored in real emotion. It’s a script dictated to you by our society’s patriarchal love narrative.
    Rebecca: Wow, that’s fascinating. Did you learn that in school?
    Heather: No, actually that’s from this month’s Glamor.

& Heather: Look, just tell him how you feel. Say, «Dude, I dig you. I got the feels.» I mean, angels don’t have to be singing or some crap. But just, like, be chill.

& Rebecca: Come on! Just take me back!!

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& Rebecca: Come on. Please, let’s go have a donut. Right? Let’s go have a donut hole. Let’s go have a donut hole shoved into a donut. I thought of a name for it... It’s called a whole-nut.

& Rebecca: God, pep talks into a mirror do nothing but enhance the loneliness.

& Rebecca: Isn’t it romantic?
    Greg: I don’t know. If you think about it, it’s kind of the epitome of Southern California pastiche. A chain hotel with vaguely French decor, and Italian food is being served tapas-style while a Filipino girl is marrying a Jewish guy, all with a lightly Arabian nights-style wedding. What was this Pinterest board called: Ironic juxtaposition?

& Greg: We’re way too sober for this wedding.

& Darryl: I love this. A chain hotel with French decor and Italian food served tapas-style while a Filipino girl marries a Jewish guy in a lightly Arabian nights-style wedding. It is so romantic.

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