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South Park 20×6

& Eric: Dude, Mars rules.

& Heidi: To try and prove who the troll was, I started to look for patterns in how students used emojis. Then I cross-referenced that with the troll’s writing. I call it emoji analysis. People can hide behind a fake name, but the way they use emojis gives them away.
    Kyle: Wow, that’s pretty smart.
    Eric: She’s funny, too, Kyle.

& Kyle: Emoji analysis... It’s genius.
    Eric: You’re not giving her credit for being hilarious.

& Randy Marsh: There’s no other choice, Mr. Garrison. The American people have to be made to understand what’s going on here.

& Garrison: No, no, I am done giving political speeches. I tried being dirty. I tried being vulgar. Nothing mattered.
    Randy Marsh: For the first time ever, you’re gonna have to speak from the heart and not make it about you.
    Garrison: Well, that’s just impossible.

& Randy Marsh: All I know is that for the future of our country, you’re gonna have to give one last speech... The speech that everyone needs to hear, a speech where you finally just talk like a normal human being.
    Garrison: Oh, geez.

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& TV Anchor: The Danish claim this was only a beta test and soon the service will be available worldwide... Wait. So, like, they’ll be releasing everyone’s Internet history? Uh, I got to go!

& Eric: Dude, weak! Not cool!

& Heidi: You have no reason to worry. People will know it wasn’t you. With emoji analysis, everyone will be able to tell exactly where any comments came from.

& Garrison: Sooner or later, we all get exposed. We’re all held accountable for what we say and what we do.
    There’s only one thing that matters now. On November 8th, you must vote against me and show the world that you didn’t think the new «Star Wars» was all that good.
    When you’re in that voting booth, remember that every vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote that shows the world we agree that «The Force Awakens» was more like a «Happy Days» reunion special than a movie.
    The choice is yours, America. Please make the right one.

& Campaign Manager: We have to act fast, Mrs. Sandwich.
    Mrs. Turd Sandwich: I’ll have you treat me with more respect. Haven’t you seen the polls? It’s President Elect Sandwich.

& Mrs. Turd Sandwich: Who is Skankhunt42?
    Campaign Manager: We believe... he’s the only one who can save you now.

& Bartender: Should be an interesting election this year, huh?
    Caitlyn: Buckle up, buckaroos.

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