In God We Trust

Arrested Development 1×7

& Attorney Barry: Anything else to go over?
    Michael: We’ve got everything else to go over. We haven’t done anything to get my dad out of jail.
    Barry: Okay. First of all... What are you doing? Pilates? Because no 40-year-old woman should look like that.
    Michael: Well, no 40-year-old woman does look like that.

& Buster: Can’t we just stay here and play poker again? You can bet your vertigo medicine against my anxiety pills.

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& Michael: You gotta remember. Mom typically has nothing in her system... except a bottle of vodka and an estrogen pill.

& Gob: New attorney... And he’s learning Spanish? He’s hiding something.

& Michael: Excuse me, Wayne, my sister and I were outside having a business discussion... and we were wondering if there’s some sort of legal way... that we can humiliate our mother. Something shaming, something public.
Wayne Jarvis: I’ve used one adjective to describe myself. What is it?
Michael: .... Professional.

& — Where is God?
    — There is no God!
    Lindsay: There goes my credit card payment.
    Michael: Dad! Dad!

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