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Charlie: You can do that?
Alan: Hell, yeah. I spent 12 years watching my wife fake migraines and orgasms.
Charlie: I’d go with the migraine...
& Teddy: Charlie, I need you to do me a favor.
Charlie: Anything for you, Teddy. Name it.
Teddy: Stay away from Courtney.
Charlie: Name something else.
& Courtney: I told you I was coming.
Evelyn: Yes, but the party started an hour ago. So I naturally assumed that something had come up that was more important... than your father’s happiness.
Courtney: Well, Evelyn, you know what they say about assuming. When you assume, you’re just a bitch.
Evelyn: Courtney, there are children present!
Jake: She means me, but I’m fine with it.
& Courtney: Here’s my card. Maybe I can help you out someday.
Charlie: Whoa, Ferraris, Lamborghinis...
Courtney: They say driving one is the most fun you can have with your pants on.
Charlie: Well, that’s how I like to drive. With my pants on. Otherwise, the leather kind of sticks to my thighs.
Courtney: Well, you should come down sometime. I’ll give you a test drive.
& Alan: You promised Teddy you’d stay away.
Charlie: Hey, I didn’t tell her to call me!
Alan: What kind of man would hit on his future stepsister?
Berta: You’re just making it hotter for him.
& Berta: Is your brother still in bed with his sister?
Alan: Stepsister. To-be. And yes.
& Charlie: Look, just stall them. I’ll be right down.
Alan: Fine. But know this, I am not taking the fall for you.
Charlie: How could you take the fall for me?
Alan: I don’t know. But it always seems to work out that when you get laid, I get screwed.
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