Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Alan: Bucket of Hate.
Berta: They’re good. Reminds me of early Who...
Jake: Who?
Alan: What?
Berta: The band’s called Who.
Jake: Bucket of Hate.
Berta: And I work for your family...
& Charlie:What’s going on?
Jake: My dad sucks.
Charlie:You know, in certain primitive cultures, when a boy hits puberty... they tie him to a big rock, and throw him in the ocean.
Alan: No, they don’t.
Charlie:Okay. But you can’t argue with the logic.
Alan: No, I can’t.
& Evelyn: Jake, do you want Grandmommy to teach you how to use chopsticks?
Alan: Don’t confuse him. He just learned how to use a fork.
Jake: Real funny, Alan.
Alan: Alan? What happened to Dad?
Jake: He turned into Benito Mussoroni.
& Alan: Did it even occur to you that you could help me?
Evelyn: I was not put on this Earth to help you, Alan.
Alan: You’re my mother!
Evelyn: Yes, and as you never tire of pointing out, not a good one.
& Alan: He’s just upset because he snuck out. So I grounded him for three months.
Berta: That ought to show him...
Alan: What am I gonna do, Berta? I can’t hit him.
Berta: Well, sure you can. You just gotta figure the wind, and lead him. They’re like pheasants.
& Alan: Charlie, do you remember what you did last night?
Charlie: Oh, damn it! Did I get married?
& Judith: In my opinion, your punishment isn’t severe enough.
Alan: Your mother’s right.
Jake: How come nobody asks my opinion?
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