& Albert: What the fuck was that, you arsehole? I fucking nearly broke my bottle.
Announcer on PA: Fuck the bottle. Get off the track! Hurry up! Get a fucking move on!
Albert: I cannae find my glasses!
Announcer on PA: This is God calling. Get off the fucking track, will you?! Get a fucking move on or you’re gonna die!
& Harry: You’re two days out.
Albert: Two days out? There must be... Should be definitely on it.
Harry: I’ll tell you what. If you can tell me what year it is, I’ll let you come with us.
Albert: What year it is?
Harry: Yeah.
Albert: Feels as if I’m fuckin’ on Who Wants to be a Millionaire here. Can I phone a friend?
& Mairi: Every year about 2% of the spirit is actually lost. It just disappears and evaporates into thin air. Gone forever. It’s what we call the “angels’ share”.
& Rhino: It’s equivalent to having the Mona Lisa in your bedroom.
Albert: Mona who?
Rhino: Mona Lisa... You know, the Mona Lisa!
Albert: All right, I’m just asking, fuck’s sake.
& Albert: Kilts! We could wear kilts. Nobody ever bothers anybody wearing a kilt. We’d just look like friendly wee cunts up the Highlands. Whisky train spotters, know what I mean?
Robbie: Albert Einstein.
Albert: Albert Einstein? Who the fuck’s that?
Rhino: He was a friend of Mona’s. Remember Mona?
Albert: For fuck’s sake. We’re back to Mona now. What’s next, “donkey”? Come on.
& Robbie: Balblair Distillery... The promised land. Treasures in there, mate. Fucking treasures.
Albert: Ah, but one wee problem. It’s in there, we’re out here. No fucking plan, and I’m risking my foreskin for fuck all.
& Thaddeus: My client only wants three bottles, one to keep, one to swap, one to drink with his friends.
& Thaddeus: How much have you got?
Robbie: One to keep, one to swap and one to drink with my mates.
& Rhino: Youse are getting nothing! Not a penny.
Albert: Just a little point...
Rhino: Just a wee fucking point? You’re damn right! Fuck up, Albert. It’s the last thing I’ll say to youse...
Albert: Listen...
Mo: Albert, I think it’s best if you just shut up.
Albert: Listen. If there was only four bottles left in the entire world then that makes them very, very precious. Right?
Rhino: Right, but you’re just a fucking idiot!
Albert: But if there was only two bottles left in the entire world, then that makes them even more fucking precious. Common sense. Supply and demand. Market fucking forces.
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Soundtrack (I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers!
Announcer on PA: Fuck the bottle. Get off the track! Hurry up! Get a fucking move on!
Albert: I cannae find my glasses!
Announcer on PA: This is God calling. Get off the fucking track, will you?! Get a fucking move on or you’re gonna die!
& Harry: You’re two days out.
Albert: Two days out? There must be... Should be definitely on it.
Harry: I’ll tell you what. If you can tell me what year it is, I’ll let you come with us.
Albert: What year it is?
Harry: Yeah.
Albert: Feels as if I’m fuckin’ on Who Wants to be a Millionaire here. Can I phone a friend?
& Mairi: Every year about 2% of the spirit is actually lost. It just disappears and evaporates into thin air. Gone forever. It’s what we call the “angels’ share”.
& Rhino: It’s equivalent to having the Mona Lisa in your bedroom.
Albert: Mona who?
Rhino: Mona Lisa... You know, the Mona Lisa!
Albert: All right, I’m just asking, fuck’s sake.
& Albert: Kilts! We could wear kilts. Nobody ever bothers anybody wearing a kilt. We’d just look like friendly wee cunts up the Highlands. Whisky train spotters, know what I mean?
Robbie: Albert Einstein.
Albert: Albert Einstein? Who the fuck’s that?
Rhino: He was a friend of Mona’s. Remember Mona?
Albert: For fuck’s sake. We’re back to Mona now. What’s next, “donkey”? Come on.
& Robbie: Balblair Distillery... The promised land. Treasures in there, mate. Fucking treasures.
Albert: Ah, but one wee problem. It’s in there, we’re out here. No fucking plan, and I’m risking my foreskin for fuck all.
& Thaddeus: My client only wants three bottles, one to keep, one to swap, one to drink with his friends.
& Thaddeus: How much have you got?
Robbie: One to keep, one to swap and one to drink with my mates.
& Rhino: Youse are getting nothing! Not a penny.
Albert: Just a little point...
Rhino: Just a wee fucking point? You’re damn right! Fuck up, Albert. It’s the last thing I’ll say to youse...
Albert: Listen...
Mo: Albert, I think it’s best if you just shut up.
Albert: Listen. If there was only four bottles left in the entire world then that makes them very, very precious. Right?
Rhino: Right, but you’re just a fucking idiot!
Albert: But if there was only two bottles left in the entire world, then that makes them even more fucking precious. Common sense. Supply and demand. Market fucking forces.
♪ But I would walk 500 miles ♪
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪
♪ Just to be the man who walks ♪
♪ a thousand miles ♪
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪
♪ Just to be the man who walks ♪
♪ a thousand miles ♪
♪ To fall down at your door ♪
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Soundtrack (I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers!
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