The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Alan: Those towels are pretty! They brighten up the whole room.
Charlie: They’re gay and they scream “civil union.”
& Alan: Okay, you know what? You are being ridiculous. When you wanna have a rational conversation, I’ll be in my room.
Charlie: It’s not your room, it’s my guest room!
& Charlie: And get rid of that welcome mat you put on my front porch. No one’s welcome here!
& Nina: Charlie, I’m telling you right now, I am not gonna sleep with you tonight.
Charlie: Where’d that come from? Buy you a couple of drinks, invite you... back to my house and all of a sudden you think I wanna sleep with you?
Nina: Well, you mean you don’t?
Charlie: Hey, we just met. Let’s talk, get to know each other. If later down the road something happens, great. If not, we’ve each made a new friend.
& Alan: Let me tell you something, Charlie. You said you took me and my kid into your home, but you didn’t. You took us into your house. We made it a home.
& Jake: I heard something break.
Alan: You’re just coming out now?
Jake: I was establishing my alibi.
Alan: Well, go pack your stuff, we’re leaving.
Jake: But I have an alibi!
& Alan: I don’t wanna talk about this.
Jake: How come when I don’t wanna talk about stuff we still have to?
Alan: Just be quiet.
& Berta: So, what broke you two lovebirds up?
Charlie: He crossed a line.
Berta: Must’ve been a big one.
Charlie: Very big.
Berta: Was it money?
Charlie: Worse.
Berta: A woman?
Charlie: Worse.
Berta: What’s worse than money and women?
Charlie: He bought an ugly bowl and put it on the front table.
Berta: ...... No!
& Evelyn: Here’s your father when he was going through his awkward stage.
Jake: He looks exactly the same.
Evelyn: Which is why we can’t count on you growing out of it.
& Evelyn: Here is your Uncle Charlie in front of the Beverly Hills courthouse... when he was about 17.
Jake: What’s he look so happy about?
Evelyn: Being tried as a minor.
& Evelyn: Well, darling, after your grandfather passed away... Grandmommy wanted to explore her sexuality...
Alan: Mom, Mom! What are you doing? He’s only 13!
Evelyn: Oh, please. When I was 13, I was in an all-girls boarding school... and we were quite familiar...
Alan: Mom!!!
& Charlie: Mmmm, Butterscotch.
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