The Decoupling Fluctuation
Amy: That’s from Sheldon. He told me he had it engraved.
Bernadette: “In the event of a divorce, please return to Sheldon Cooper.”
Penny: One “inappropriate, yet I wish I thought of that” gravy boat.
& Penny: I-I’ve been in love before, but it felt different. But maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love... Do you ever feel that way about Howard?
Bernadette: Oh, that’s not really a fair comparison. I’m basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear.
Penny: Amy, you?
Amy: Can’t help ya, kid. Whenever I’m around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire... In the good way... Not the urinary tract infection way.
& Leonard: It’ll be fine. Just, uh, pretend he’s Wolowitz.
& Stuart: Should we go?
Sheldon: Yeah, but, one more question. If you’re going to replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little more about you.
Stuart: All right.
Sheldon: Wolowitz went to MIT. What’s your educational background?
Stuart: I went to art school.
Sheldon: Equally ridiculous. Let’s go.
& Sheldon: It’s not fair! Penny isn’t making Leonard hold hands.
Amy: There might be a reason for that...
Sheldon: Sweaty?.. Unhygienic?.. Looks dumb? Take your pick.
& Amy: It’s complicated.
Sheldon: String theory is complicated. That’s just yucky.
& Amy: She’s not sure how she feels.
Sheldon: How can she not be sure how she feels? You know, when I have a feeling, I know it. Trains?.. Love them. Swordfish?.. I love them, too. They’re fish with a sword for a nose.
& Sheldon: FYI: secret-keeping? Hate it. Hand-holding? Not a fan. Hammerhead shark? I love that thing. Yeah, it’s another fish with a tool on its head.
& Leonard: Don’t worry. I’ll take you to the dentist tomorrow.
Sheldon: Thank you. I appreciate that. You’re good people, Leonard.
& Sheldon: There’s something I need to tell you.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: ... I can’t tell you.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: ... I can’t tell you why I can’t tell you. So I guess there’s two things I can’t tell you.
Leonard: I wish there were more.
& Sheldon: I like The Transformers... Do you like The Transformers?
Leonard: Where exactly did your mother have you tested?
Sheldon: Leonard, The Transformers teach us that things are not always what they appear to be. You know, like, uh, a semi truck might be an alien robot, or, uh, someone in a romantic relationship, uh, might feel differently than they appear to. Or... a conversation about The Transformers might actually be about someone in this room... I’m going to pause to let that sink in.
& Sheldon: Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Are you sleeping?
Leonard: I was. Now I’m having a nightmare... What do you want?
Sheldon: ... Never mind. I still can’t tell you.
& Penny: I think it’s really sweet you’re trying to protect your friend, but this is none of your business. Got it?
Sheldon: Excuse me! This is not about protecting my friend. I’m a big fan of homeostasis. Do you know what that is?
Penny: Of course not!
& Sheldon: Homeostasis refers to a system’s ability to regulate its internal environment and maintain a constant condition of properties like temperature or pH...
Penny: Worst bedtime story ever.
& Howard: You can see it if you want. It’s on YouTube. Google “astronaut screams for nine minutes.”
& Bernadette: Do you want me to call somebody at NASA?
Howard: No. My mom already tried that. It only made things worse.
& Sheldon: Leonard? Maybe you’d like to go with them to meet girls.
Leonard: Why would I be interested? I have Penny.
Sheldon: Yeah, for now... But that woman has a death wish, Leonard. She talks to strangers; she pets unfamiliar dogs; and it is ridiculously easy to break into her apartment. If I were you, I’d get a back-up.
& Leonard: You can’t just replace someone you care about with some other random person.
Stuart: No, please don’t ruin this for me.
& Amy: You slept with him?!
Penny: I didn’t know what else to do. He had those big, sad eyes!
Bernadette: Oh, sure, you had no choice.
& Bernadette: Don’t worry. You’ll have plenty of chances to break up with him: Your wedding day, your honeymoon, your 50th anniversary...
& Penny: We’re keeping things, you know, homeostasis.
Amy: It’s so cute when she tries...
& Bernadette: Oh, Howie...
Howard: What’s wrong? You look upset.
Bernadette: Nope, this is my proud face.
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