Moone Boy 1x4

Dark Side of the Moone

& Sean: 12 is an exciting age for a gentleman... An exciting, terrifying age when new odd thoughts arrive. Sometimes these thoughts are brought on by tennis ladies... Sweaty, grunty, Argentinian tennis ladies.
    Debra: Woman is like a walking advert for cough drops...
    Trisha: ...and deodorant.
    Sean: Sometimes these thoughts are bought on by bathing ladies... Blond fairy tale bathing ladies. This is the moment when Martin realised that some cleaning is actually dirty.

& Padraic: So you’ve started to pitch the old tent? You’re flying the flesh flag. Building the dirty snowman. Been there kid, been there...
    Martin: Soooo.... What does it mean?
    Padraic: I don’t know.

& Martin: I need new balls.

& Padraic: So the dam’s burst, huh? The trawlers went out to sea. The choo-choos left willy station? Been there, kid... been there...
    Martin: You dunno what it means, do you?
    Padraic: Not a clue.

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& Padraic: So what did ya do with the sheets?.. You brought them to school?!
    Martin: What else could I do? I didn’t have time to bury them!

& Padraic: I think you’re wrong. Tigers are definitely female lions.

& Liam: It has come to our attention that you’ve been the victim of a... bit of a night-time incident.
    Martin: Can a man not wet his own bed in this house anymore?!

& Liam: Women. Men. What’s it all about? Ha! Who knows?.. You don’t know that’s why we’re doing this.

& Liam: So. Girls are essentially creatures of the night. They’re fascinating. And... alluring. Take your mother here...
    Debra: Please don’t!
    Liam: Birds, bees and other... winged...
    Debra: I’m sleepy too.
    Liam: Penises...
    Martin: !!!!
    Liam: Vaginas...

& Debra: That was... something. Not quite as intense as me explaining periods to Sinead, but close...
    Sinead: What do you mean the moon is gonna make me bleed? I’ll make the moon bleed!

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