Season 3. Go!
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Alan: Well, I got to pee.
Charlie: Yeah. So?
Alan: So I can’t undo my pants or... anything.
Charlie: Where are we headed with this, Alan?
Alan: You said you’d help me.
Charlie: I was thinking more like I could make you a sandwich.
Alan: Charlie...
Charlie: I am not reaching into your pants!
& Charlie: Where are you going?
Alan: To the bathroom. Now, come on and unzip me.
Charlie: Just like that? Right to it? No dinner? No movie?
& Judith: You need to start your report this weekend!
Jake: Why? It’s not due till next Wednesday! I have plenty of time.
Judith: That’s what you said last time.
Jake: No, I didn’t.
Judith: Yes, you did.
Jake: I think you’re getting senile.
Judith: Watch your mouth, young man!
Jake: I can’t watch it. It’s under my nose.
& Jake: Can we go out to dinner tonight?
Alan: Do I look like I’m in any kind of shape to go to dinner?
Jake: I don’t know. I’m not a doctor.
Alan: The answer is ’No.’
Jake: Okay. Then can we go to the video store and rent the new “Final Fantasy”?
& Jake: Hey, before stop at the video store, can we get some ice cream?
Charlie: Who said we’re stopping at the video store?
Jake: I wanna rent the new “Final Fantasy.”
Charlie: Yeah, well, I want my $80,000 Mercedes not to smell like chicken. But life is full of little disappointments.
Jake: Okay, forget the ice cream. We’ll just stop at the video store.
& Jake: Pleeeease.
Charlie: I’m sorry, what part of “no” did you not understand? The “nnn” or the “oh”?
& Jake: How about if we just stop in front of the store, I’ll run in and get the video game and you just wait in the car?
Charlie: How about we stop by the video store and I just stuff you through the return slot?
Jake: I wouldn’t fit.
Charlie: Try me.
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