Funk
Season 1, Episode 21
& Will: Sue, get out of my room.
Sue: Glee Clubbers, for you those of you whose hearing has not been damaged by massive doses of Accutane, listen up. In a few weeks, Glee Club will be finished. Now how do I know that?.. Well, I recently checked the odds with my Vegas bookie, who told me that you’re
& Will: Oops. You dropped your trophy, Sue.
Sue: You know, for me, trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them, but they just keep coming. You know why? Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups* of burning, itchy*, highly contagious talent. Enjoy your last few days here. This room is mine.
& Will: All right, guys, today I want to talk to you about regrets. Who has some? {...}
Quinn: Thinking “trust me” was a sensible birth control option.
& Will: Look, nobody got hurt. It was a harmless prank...
Sue: That’s what they said about a young man in Chicago in 1871, who thought he’d play a harmless prank on the dairy cow of one Mrs. O’Leary. He successfully ignited* its flatulence* and a city burned, William. That young terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.
& Kurt: I’m so depressed, I’ve worn the same outfit twice this week.
& Terry: I thought Jews were supposed to be smart... Go restack the space heaters.
& Rachel: ... And now... nightmares of all of the mothers of the little baby chicks coming after me for revenge.
& Kurt: Mr. Shue, Rachel’s one of us. We’re the only ones who get to humiliate her.
& Sue: You’re standing at a crossroads. This trophy will be installed in the choir room in a custom-built bulletproof case as a daily reminder of your failure as a man and an educator...
Will: And what’s choice number two?
Sue: You can kiss me... right here... on the lips... with tongue...
Will: This is payback, isn’t it?.. No one will know?.. Fine.
Sue: You know what? I’m not gonna do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity. It’s making me sick.
--Dict:
flare-ups — вспышка
itchy — зудящий
ignite — воспламеняться
flatulence — метеоризм; напыщенность; скопление газов
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