Glee 1x20

Theatricality

Season 1, Episode 20

& Puke: Wait. Where’s Rachel? I mean, I only noticed because, like, five minutes have gone by without her saying something totally obnoxious*.

& Rachel: I’ve chosen a Lady Gaga look that expresses the longing for a childhood I was deprived of.
    Queen: You look terrible.
    Rachel: I look awesome.
    Brittany: I think it’s the Kermit-the-Frog look.
    Kurt: And we have a jumper.
    Rachel: Well, my dads can’t sew, so these are just stapled on.

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& Azimio: Man, how many times do we got go through this?! You being a jock and being in this Glee Club does not make you versatile*. It makes you bisexual. And if we have to kick your ass to make you understand that, then our schedules are wide open.

& Finn: Do you know how difficult it is with those guys? They already think we’re boyfriends.
    Kurt: Let them think what they want. They’re Neanderthals. In three years, they’ll be cleaning my septic tank.
    Finn: Don’t you get it? It’s not just them. We live in Ohio... not New York or San Francisco or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren’t fried.

& Kurt: You should be in orbit.
    Tina: My balls keep falling off.
    Kurt: Been there.


--Dict:
obnoxious — неприятный; отвратительный
versatile — разносторонний; гибкий


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