The One with Rachel's Crush

Friends 4×13

Monica: Fresh cookies. Hot from the oven... Please have some... I've just been fiddling around in here, making delicious treats for everyone.
Joey: Wow. The new Playboy.
Monica: Yeah, just something I picked up.
Joey: Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever.

Monica: I'm the hostess. Not those guys. I'm always the hostess. I mean, even when I was little, the girls brought their dollies to my tea party. I served the best air.

Phoebe: Why don't you ask him out?
Joey: Oh, yeah. Totally. That's such a turn-on.
Rachel: Really? It doesn't seem desperate?
Joey: Ooh, that's the turn-on.

Chandler: You said, you know, with the off-stage and the heat... and the on-stage and the heat...
Joey: Whoa, whoa. That was just a theory. There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. Lone gunman, communism, geometry...

Joshua: What do you think?
Rachel: Oh. Well, as a single woman, who is available... I think you look great.

Rachel: He didn't turn me down. He's at the game, isn't he? I got the date. I'm just not on it.

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