Chapter 6: A Daughter Detoxes

The Kominsky Method 1×6

Receptionist: Would you like to put this on your credit card?
Norman Newlander: What I'd like is to have gotten a vasectomy about 46 years ago.

Sandy Kominsky: Come on, Norman. You're just depressed, okay? It'll pass. It'll pass.
Norman Newlander: My wife, the woman who gave my life meaning, is dead, my job doesn't fulfill me anymore, and I just put my 45-year-old dope-fiend daughter in rehab for the eighth time.
Sandy Kominsky: You've got a grandson.
Norman Newlander: Who's in Scientology and won't speak to me because I'm a "suppressive."
Sandy Kominsky: Suppressive? Oh, that's not fair. Oppressive, maybe. I'm sorry, I still think you have a lot to live for.
Norman Newlander: You do, huh? Let's hear it, Pollyanna. Why should I live?... You've answered the question.

Norman Newlander: I've never been to an Indian casino before.
Sandy Kominsky: They're pretty much like a Vegas casino, except they're not overly fond of reservations... Get it?

Sandy Kominsky: See? A nice meal. Good glass of wine. It's reason to live.
Norman Newlander: I don't get any pleasure out of this. I'm trying to hasten a coronary... Maybe I'll start smoking again. They still make Chesterfields?

Eddie Money : Barefoot in a casino men's room? That's a brave man.

Sandy Kominsky: I'm sorry. I just got caught up with Norman and his daughter, and, you know, my, uh... my physical... I'd say predicament, but, you know, "dick" is right there in the middle.

Sandy Kominsky: What if we commit suicide together?
Norman Newlander: You only lost five dollars.
Sandy Kominsky: Yeah...

Norman Newlander: The secret to a happy relationship is that the woman must always feel like she comes first.
Sandy Kominsky: But what about when she doesn't? When there's other things going on, you know, and you don't have the time?
Norman Newlander: No. I said feel like she comes first.
Sandy Kominsky: So lie?
Norman Newlander: No, no. It's not lying. It's acting. You should try it some time...
Sandy Kominsky: Very funny.
Norman Newlander: Maybe take a class...

Norman Newlander: You need to hear it... Sandy, I am very grateful for our friendship, and I want you to know how happy I am to have you in my life.
Sandy Kominsky: Well, that is very sweet of you, Norman. Thank you.
Norman Newlander: I mean it. I can't put a price on what you mean to me.
Sandy Kominsky: I can.

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