The Ballad of Donkey Doug

The Good Place 3×5

Janet: Chidi, what if I could create a virtual reality simulation where you could practice different breakup scenarios?
Eleanor: You can do that?
Janet: I think so. I do know everything about you and Simone and computer programming and virtual reality and artificial intelligence and the human brain and everything else. I'm kind of a nerd.

Tahani: "If you love someone set them free." My good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.

Janet: ....Plus, it has Tetris.
Eleanor: Hmm, would this work with, say, me and, say, Jason Statham and instead of a café, it was, say, a room with a futon and a bunch of Red Bull?
Janet: Why is it that every time a new thing is invented, humans immediately try to use it for porn?
Eleanor: Because we're disgusting.
Janet: Huh.

Eleanor: Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves.

Simone: Well... see you in the next life.
Chidi: What?! Why would you say that? What do you know?!
Simone: It's a figure of speech. You're so weird, man.

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