Two and a Half Men 12×1
& Walden: What decays in Vegas stays in Vegas.
& Alan: God, you know what I love about Halloween? You can put «slutty» in front of any job position, and it becomes a costume. Slutty nurse, slutty librarian, slutty lunch lady...
& Alan: At least I took a chance with my costume. I mean, Elvis and zombies... It’s real original. Next year, it’s vampire Obama. «Yes, we can!»
& Walden: I haven’t exactly been successful in love. It’s like I’m running JavaScript and women are running HTML5... Talking like that is part of the problem, isn’t it?
& Walden: Do you know how long it takes to get a baby?
Alan: Well, I know it takes, uh, five months of mood swings and four months of not wanting to be touched.
& Walden: You just said that I’m more than qualified.
Allison: And you are. But you’re a single guy, and the system is really geared towards married couples.
Walden: That’s racist.
Allison: Uh, no, it’s not.
Walden: Then it’s sexist.
Allison: Nope.
Walden: Well, it’s some kind of «sist.»
& Walden: You are... always there for me.
Alan: Yeah, and-and you’re always there for me.
Walden: We’re best friends. What if we were more than friends?
Alan: Like... super friends?
Walden: Alan Harper, will you marry me?
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