27 мар. 2016 г.

Absolutely Anything

& Fenella: Darling, didn’t you read the memo? We’re doing a demolition job.
    Catherine: But it’s the best thing he’s ever written. Everyone says so.
    Fenella: That’s why we have to pee on it from a great height.

& Neil: Um, I also offer support and counseling on dips, dried fruit and pasta sauces.

& Catherine: Oh, he tried to cheer me up in the supermarket.
    Fiona: Oh, so he’s gay?
    Catherine: What?!
    Fiona: Well, he’s sympathetic, interested, available. That’s the way life works.

& Sharon: We haven’t done the judicial review yet. We may not want to destroy this species.
    Gat: Who are you kidding? 445,349, 722 new alien species encountered. Number granted membership of the Intergalactic Community of Superior Beings? Zero.
    Sharon: We have high standards.

& Ray: No, I mean, if you could make anything you wanted happen, what would it be?
    Neil: I’m sorry, what?
    Ray: If you could do anything, what would you do?


& Neil: I can do abso-fucking-lutely anything.

& Sharon: He has no concept of good or evil.
    Kylie: Well, the dogs seem all right.

& Catherine: How could any woman love a man who could make her do whatever he wants, any second, every day, forever?

& Neil: .... And war, senseless war, over forever. Let there be no reason for anyone to make war on anyone any more.
    Dennis the Dog: Yay!
    Neil: Oh, and reverse global warming...
    Dennis the Dog: Has it happened?

& Neil: ... How could that go wrong?
    TV: For no reason at all, New Zealand has declared war on Iceland. Barbados has declared war on Somalia. And in a surprise move, the tiny island of St Kitts and Nevis has declared war on the entire rest of the world. Our war correspondent says he is unavailable for comment because he’s too busy covering all the other wars which have just broken out for no reason at all.

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