Two and a Half Men 11×21
& Gretchen: How do you afford the rent, Alan?.. What’s so funny?
Alan: Well, I don’t pay rent, per Se. Or per month. Or per year.
Gretchen: Really? No rent? How long has that been going on?
Jenny: Three years with Walden, eight years with my dad.
& Gretchen: You have been living here for 11 years for free?.. I have never wanted you more. Who’s my cheap daddy?
Alan: Would you like to see the bedroom I don’t pay for?
Gretchen: Would you like to see my boobs I bought with a Groupon?
Alan: Will you let me get my grope on?
& Walden: Nice to meet you, Gretchen. Make yourself at home... I’ve got to stop saying that.
& Barry: You know what my dad got me for my 16th birthday? Box of condoms and a card that said, «Don’t make the same mistake I did.» He was a joker.
& Jenny: So, is this your car? It still got the «Vote For Bush» bumper sticker on it. You were a Republican?
Walden: No, my friends and I just thought it was funny... You know, «Bush».
Barry: Tell you what. I love Bush.
Jenny: You and me, both.
& Berta: I was saving this for your funeral... But, Zippy, you’re a charmer.
Alan: Thanks, Berta.
Berta: No, thank you. Now, I don’t have to go to your funeral.
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