A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Two and a Half Men 12×2

& Alan: I mean, we’re gonna pretend to be a couple?
    Walden: We wouldn’t pretend. We’re actually going to be a same-sex married couple. And like most married couples, we will not have sex.
    Alan: Not even on my birthday? Sorry, sorry... flashback to the first wife.

& Jenny: I didn’t march in all of those gay rights parades so you guys could make a mockery of our hard-won civil liberties.
    Berta: You marched in those parades so you could get drunk and pick up chicks.
    Jenny: Hard-won chicks.

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& Walden: You know, I do have 99 problems, and you’re all of them.

& Walden: Mom, I’m not gay! I-I just want to marry a man. Why is that so difficult to understand?

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