The Illustrious Client

Elementary 3×11

& Holmes: Given the narcissism that consumes the modern epoch, a solitary selfie is a minor miracle.

& Watson: Maybe she didn’t want to come home and see all this. Can you imagine how she feels when she looks at it?
    Holmes: I have done. Repeatedly. My name is Sherlock, and I have allowed empathetic thoughts to clutter my mind and reduce the clarity of my perception.

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& Holmes: Tell me, does your brother make the habit of talking on the phone whilst he’s micturating?
    Violet: What?
    Holmes: Play it back. You’ll hear the sound of a man urinating into a plastic bowl.

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