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Modern Family 4×3

& Phil: The Rosses... Okay, the Rosses are this couple we have known forever, and... they were never able to have kids, so we always felt a little...
    Claire: Jealous of them.
    Phil: Yeah.
    Claire: I mean, we love our kids, but John and Chrissy can travel...
    Phil: They’re always tan.

& Claire: Did you know that Chrissy is eight years older than me?
    Phil: I would have said eight years younger. There’s just this spark in her that... Well, look who I’m talking to. You used to have it.

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& Nurse: So, would you like to know if you’re having a boy or a girl?
    Gloria: Yes!
    Jay: No!
    Gloria: Ay. I want it to be a surprise, don’t you, Jay?
    Jay: I’m having a baby at 65. You want another surprise, Gloria?

& Chrissy: ...And this tortoise was 200 years old. I’m sorry. I’m boring you with my trip.
    Claire: No, not at all. You hot-air-ballooned over an active volcano. Three weeks ago I made every green light on Jefferson. Couldn’t stop talking about it.
    Chrissy: You e-mailed me.
    Claire: Oh, God.

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