Election Day

Modern Family 3×19

& Walt: I gotta pick up my new glasses.
    Phil: No can do. I, uh- I got a lot of people waiting, so-
    Walt: It’ll just take two minutes. I can’t even see the ballot without my glasses. I mark the wrong box, next thing you know, I’ll be married to a guy.

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& Luke: All right, how about this? If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you won’t have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. Vote for Claire!
    Alex: Luke, what are you doing? You can’t say that.
    Luke: Oh, like she’d be the first politician to make a promise she can’t keep.

& Haley: Now you’re gonna hear her drunk voice.

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