Two and a Half Men 10×13
Walden: My penis is like Santa Claus: I don’t need to see it, I just need to believe in it.
& Walden: I just hope she doesn’t like Sam more than Walden.
Alan: Why would she?
Walden: A lot of reasons. One, Sam’s better in bed.
Alan: What?!
Walden: He tries harder. He has to compensate for all the other things he doesn’t have. He’s banging scared.
Alan: If that’s true, I’d be the best lay on the planet.
& Alan: Oh, God, can you believe this? All these women, and I’m off the market.
Walden: Yeah, because that’s what models are looking for: Middle-aged, twice-divorced, broke-ass guy... who lives in a guest room with a dehumidifier and my old tax returns.
Alan: Ooh. «I make enough money to pay taxes.» Rub my nose in it.
& Walden: I have a lot of money. In fact, I have more than a lot. Like, think about a lot of money and then multiply it by 10... thousand.
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