Planes, Trains and Cars

Modern Family 3×21

& Jay: I’m gonna meet a bunch of guys... I played high school football with. Man, those were the good old days.
    Gloria: Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, Hispanic or gay.
    Jay: True. But if you were a straight white guy who played football, really couldn’t have a bad day.

& Jay: Gloria, it’s either this, or we’re in the motel!
    Manny: I don’t like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an «H» becomes an «M».
    Jay: You know, when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.

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& Claire: Phil, I did cartwheels.
    Phil: Without me?!
    Claire: Mm-hmm.

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