A Khan Family Christmas

Citizen Khan 3×7

& Mr. Khan: We do what most Christians do.
    Reverend Green: What’s that?
    Mr. Khan: Don’t go to church!.. So I officially declare Christmas open.

& Alia: Papaji, can I have some money?.. There’s a Christmas party. At my mosque study group. The tickets are £25.

& Mr. Khan: Amjad, real men don’t need manuals. We instinctively know how electrical things work.

& Mr. Khan: Who are you?
    Gabriel: I’m Gabe.
    Mr. Khan: What?!
    Gabriel: Gabe. Short for Gabriel. Good news. Shazia’s having a baby!

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& Mr. Khan: All right? Who are you?
    Shepherd: Jack Shepherd. Shepherd and Son? We got a delivery for next door. Will you take it?
    Mr. Khan: What is it?
    Shepherd: A birthing pool.

& Mr. Khan: So, we’ll take your car. No need to use my petrol.

& Keith: Everything all right?
    Mr. Khan: Yes!
    Keith: You look a bit stressed...
    Mr. Khan: What do you expect? I’m ten centimetres dilated!

& Dave: Follow that star!

& Mr. Khan: Aw, look at him! Born on Christmas Day. There’s really only one name we can give this special little man, isn’t there?
    Mrs. Khan: Haan.
    Mr. Khan: Happy Birthday, baby Mohammed!

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