Two and a Half Men 10×14
Alan: I can’t believe you ever have sex with me. But you’re here now, you look lovely, you have an empty bladder. Why not?
& Berta: You know who knew relationships? Your brother.
Alan: Heh. Oh, please. His lasted an hour at a time. An hour and a half if he was drunk.
Berta: Exactly. He treated women like rental cars. You pay for them when you need them... and it’s someone else’s job to empty out the trunk and hose them down.
Walden: Well, I’m not paying for sex. And he can’t afford to.
Alan: I don’t need a hooker, I have Lyndsey.
Walden: You should lead with that when you apologize to her.
& Billy: I’m glad that my pain can make you happy.
Walden: Oh, you have no idea. Let me paint you a word picture. Flowers are blooming, birds are singing, angels are farting rainbows...
& Alan: I don’t think Judith’s gonna be too happy to see me.
Herb: Oh. Don’t worry. She’s gone.
Alan: Okay, when you say «gone,» do you mean she’s traveling? Or is her head in that cooler?
& Herb: She left me, Alan.
Alan: Oh, my God, what happened?
Herb: I had a moment of weakness with my receptionist. Actually, 36 and a half moments of weakness...
Alan: A half?
Herb: Judith walked in during 37.
Alan: Herb, how could you?!
Herb: This is my receptionist.
Alan: I would have finished 37 while she was watching!
& Billy: Oh, Alan’s girlfriend is taller than I would have thought.
Alan: Herb, you remember Walden. This is Billy.
Herb: Oh. Hello, Billy. Alan tells me you got dumped by Walden’s ex-wife. I got dumped by Alan’s ex-wife. I guess that makes us dump brothers.
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