Two and a Half Men 10×4
Walden: A slutty ladybug?
Missi: What? No! Why would I be a slutty ladybug?
& Missi: Are you lonely?
Walden: You know, I got Alan.
Missi: Yeah, but Alan doesn’t keep you warm at night.
Walden: You’d be surprised.
& Missi: Listen, um... I have this idea. You know, you might think that it’s kind of crazy...
Walden: Okay.
Missi: I was just thinking, you know... since you’re single and you’re super hot and a really nice guy.
Walden: Yeah...
Missi: That, you know, maybe you’d like to hook up with my mom.
Walden: What?!
& Berta: That, my friends, is what you get when hillbillies have unprotected sex with hummingbirds.
& Missi: Hi, soldier. You must be Jake. I’m sleeping in your room.
Jake: God bless America.
& Walden: That was like being there the first time Beavis met Butt-Head.
Alan: Wait till Beavis sees Butt-Head in a bikini.
& Alan: Let me ask you something, Jake. Knowing what you know now, and feeling how you feel now... would you have done anything differently?
Jake: No. I just would have done it a few more times.
& Walden: Hey, wait. Wait a second. I... I’m flattered that you think I’d be good for your mom. But I was just curious. At any point in time, did you think that maybe you and me?
Missi: Ew.
Walden: A simple ’no’ would suffice.
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