A Big Bag of Dog

Two and a Half Men 10×2

& Walden: Why don’t you just put it on the street?
    Alan: No, the salty sea air is very corrosive. Hurt the Blue Book value.
    Walden: Alan, you drive a 13-year-old Volvo station wagon... with a quarter of a million miles on it. The Blue Book has more value than your car.

& Alan: Whoa, that is a big bag of dog food.
    Walden: He’s a big bag of dog.

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& Alan: You sure taking on a pet is a good idea?
    Walden: I think it’ll help me a lot. You know, just unconditional love from an animal that’ll never leave me.
    Alan: Thought that’s what I was for, but okay.

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