Slow Down Your Neighbors

Modern Family 2×11

& Cameron: Mitchell, there’s a stranger in our hot tub.
    Mitchell: Who is it?
    Cameron: You do know what «stranger» means, don’t you?
    Mitchell: Oh, my G... Oh, my God! How long has he been there?
    Cameron: I saw him exactly one second before you. You know everything I know.

& Mitchell: Okay, I’m calling 911.
    Cameron: I’m getting my bat.
    Mitchell: Maybe we’re overreacting.
    Cameron: He could have a very good reason.
    Mitchell: We should at least say hello.
    Cameron: It’s only polite.

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& Mrs. Ko: Nobody living up there. It’s empty.
    Cameron: But...
    Mrs. Ko: You see anybody up there, you call me. Oh! My husband. I’m coming! You two so lucky they don’t let you get married.

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