The Musical Man

Modern Family 2×19

& Phil: See, I’m not just selling houses, I’m selling myself... and the best part about me is my family. And my teeth. And both are on display in this ad.

& Gloria: You don’t make a run for a woman. You woo her, you make her feel special.
    Jay: Check it out, honey. It’s my butt.
    Gloria: And then when you get her, you can tell her anything you want.

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& Cameron: Where’s the «L»?
    Manny: It’s Luke.

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