Boys' Night

Modern Family 2×18

& Phil: Dunphy Spring Classic. Who’s gonna do the dishes for the next week? Boys versus girls. Testosterone versus estrogen. Standing up to pee versus the squat...
    Claire: Phil, come on!

& Claire: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Kruger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next door neighbor.
    Phil: I don’t say bad things about people, but Mr. Kleezak is... not a nice person.
    Claire: Easy, honey.

& Mitchell: Hey, is your mom home?
    Haley: No. She had to take Alex to the oncologist.
    Mitchell: Oh, my God. What’s wrong?
    Haley: She needed new glasses.
    Mitchell: Oh. Did you mean the optometrist?
    Haley: Whatever.

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& Claire: We don’t know the man.
    Phil: Yeah. Old people and young people can be friends. Here are some examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit.
    Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, loses an arm.

& Mitchell: When I was twelve my father walked in on me doing the most embarrassing thing a boy can do: dancing to Madonna’s Lucky Star.

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