Two and a Half Men 8×7
Charlie: Michelle, on the list of things I expect to kill me... mercury poisoning ranks well below liver failure... struck by lightning and heart attack during sex. Guess which I’m rooting for.
& Charlie: This is my mother Evelyn. Mom, Michelle.
Michelle: It’s a pleasure. You have a wonderful son.
Evelyn: Yes, I do. But Charlie and Alan must never learn of him.
& Charlie: He needs money.
Alan: No, no. But if you’re looking to give I’m not gonna turn it down.
Evelyn: You’re a dermatologist. How do I get rid of a
Alan: Excuse me, 164!
Charlie: Really? That’s the part you object to?
Alan: You like to be called a
Charlie: One-eighty.
Alan: See?
& Evelyn: Children are God’s little way of punishing us for having sex.
& Charlie: So, Michelle, you’ve met my mom and my brother. You breaking up with me now, or prefer to wait till after lunch?
& Rose: You should know that I didn’t come over to ruin your date.
Charlie: Really. Why did you come over?
Rose: To tell you that I’m getting married.
Charlie: I’m not marrying you, Rose!
& Rose: Last chance to kiss the bride!
& Charlie: ’Okay. Call me. Kisses...’ Kisses? If I was any fruitier, I could open a Jamba Juice.
& Michelle: What you said about your housekeeper. You love her, but you’re scared of her. Having met your mother, I’m betting you’re scared of her.
Charlie: Well, yeah, but I don’t love her.
Michelle: Charlie...
Charlie: What are you trying to say? I’m in love with Rose?!
Michelle: You tell me... Bye, Charlie.
Charlie: Okay, I do love Berta... I suppose I kind of love my mother... Oh, crap!
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