& Jon: Real pussy’s all good. But I’m sorry. It’s not as good as porn.
& Priest: Tell me your sins.
Jon: Since last Sunday, I had sexual relations out of wedlock two times. I also watched pornographic videos and masturbated 17 times. For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry.
Priest: Ten Lord’s Prayers and ten Hail Marys.
Jon: Thank you, Father.
& Priest: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Jon: Amen.
& Jon: Listen, you wanna know the truth?.. This is the truth. You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
& Esther: If you have a girlfriend, why are you watching dirty movies?
Jon: What?
Esther: I’m just asking.
Jon: You’re fucking weird, you know that?
Esther: I don’t entirely disagree, but you’re the one who’s gonna pretend you’re texting while you watch people pretend they’re fucking on your phone!
Jon: The shit I watch on here, they’re not pretending.
Esther: Of course they are.
& Barbara: Jon, movies and porno are different! They give awards for movies!
Jon: They give awards for porn too.
& Esther: Oh, God, you’re like a junkie. You can’t stop. How often do you watch it?
Jon: What the fuck do you care?
Esther: No, like every day?
Jon: Every guy watches porn every day.
Esther: All right. When was the last time you went a day without it?
Jon: .... I don’t know.
& Jon: I like my porn, OK? I watch it every day. I always have. Maybe when I was a kid, like before I had a VCR in my room and I couldn’t, but even then I had Playboys, so...
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& Priest: Tell me your sins.
Jon: Since last Sunday, I had sexual relations out of wedlock two times. I also watched pornographic videos and masturbated 17 times. For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry.
Priest: Ten Lord’s Prayers and ten Hail Marys.
Jon: Thank you, Father.
& Priest: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Jon: Amen.
& Jon: Listen, you wanna know the truth?.. This is the truth. You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
& Esther: If you have a girlfriend, why are you watching dirty movies?
Jon: What?
Esther: I’m just asking.
Jon: You’re fucking weird, you know that?
Esther: I don’t entirely disagree, but you’re the one who’s gonna pretend you’re texting while you watch people pretend they’re fucking on your phone!
Jon: The shit I watch on here, they’re not pretending.
Esther: Of course they are.
& Barbara: Jon, movies and porno are different! They give awards for movies!
Jon: They give awards for porn too.
& Esther: Oh, God, you’re like a junkie. You can’t stop. How often do you watch it?
Jon: What the fuck do you care?
Esther: No, like every day?
Jon: Every guy watches porn every day.
Esther: All right. When was the last time you went a day without it?
Jon: .... I don’t know.
& Jon: I like my porn, OK? I watch it every day. I always have. Maybe when I was a kid, like before I had a VCR in my room and I couldn’t, but even then I had Playboys, so...
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