Misfits 5×8

& Greg: Do you know... what today is?
    Abby: ... Tuesday?
    Greg: Today... is the last day of your community service.

& Greg: You had a chance to do something positive, to give something back, to help people, to really make a difference to their lives..... You failed. Dismally. Do you want to know what the real tragedy is? This moment... right here... right now... this is as good as it gets for you.

& Alex: It’s amazing to think that came out of Jess’s twat.
    Finn: You are an industrial tribunal just waiting to happen. It’s called a vagina.

& Greg: A probation worker must learn to wear many masks. Best friend... Father figure... Tearful clown.

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& Jess: What are you doing?!
    Rudy: Well, he wanted to suckle on something and you weren’t ’ere. I know they’re not as beautiful as yours, like, but any nipple in a storm. Eh, mate?

& Finn: You’re not going to believe this. Those community service pricks, fucking little fuckers. They tried to kill me!
    Rudy: Well, they chose the wrong day to do that, Finlay... cos I’m feeling very hormonal.

& Finn: What’s the plan? Do we... Do we have a plan? Running’s a plan! There’s no shame in running!

& Rudy: Handsome barman?..

& Jess: Rudy... Be careful.
    Rudy: Of course I’ll be careful. Careful’s my middle name. Rudy Careful Geoffrey Wade.

& Rudy: Whoa, ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoa, dude! Oh, did you see that? That’s a G-flat, because she’s flat and her fucking name begins with G.

& Rudy: This could be the start of something huge. I feel it in me nutsack.

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Σ That's all. Such a pity. RIP Misfits. 'll miss you.