A Good Time in Central Africa

Two and a Half Men 8×9

& Charlie: Is she hot?
    Berta: She was. In the ’70s.
    Charlie: I guess it’s better that way. Yeah.
    Berta: Yeah, it’s tough enough that you and I have sexual tension.

& Alan: Are the flying monkeys back?
    Charlie: Don’t joke about that, Alan.

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& Alan: Lyndsey’s ex-husband threatened to kill me.
    Charlie: How is that a bigger problem than me having to make my own breakfast?
    Alan: I’m serious. He’s crazy.
    Charlie: Of course he’s crazy. He’s an ex-husband. The words go together. “Crazy ex-husband.”
    Alan: I’m an ex-husband.
    Charlie: There you go.

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