Two and a Half Men 8×4
Alan: Hey, Berta. Bet you’re surprised to see me back.
Berta: It’s my own fault. I let myself believe.
& Judith: What is he doing here?
Alan: He wasn’t getting along with Lyndsey’s son.
Judith: Maybe because Lyndsey’s son is a degenerate pothead.
Alan: He’s not so bad. He’s just made some bad choices.
Judith: So did his mom.
Alan: Yeah, well, you made the same bad choice she did.
& Charlie: Hey, you know what I just realized? You three guys have all slept with each other.
Alan: What?
Herb: With all due respect, Charlie... I think I’d remember that.
Charlie: No, no, no, think about it. They say that when you have sex with someone... you’re basically having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with.
Herb: Oh. Then I guess you and I have done the dirty deed.
& Charlie: Wait. So Herb has slept with Alan... and Alan has slept with Chris, which means that...
Herb: I’ve slept with Lyndsey!
& Herb: That’s a classy guy... Using the toilet in a house with no plumbing. Where have you been going?
Charlie: Refrigerator. I filled the vegetable crisper.
Herb: See, that’s what I love about you, Charlie. You’re a maverick. I gotta start being more “maverickyky.”
& Alan: Maybe I am like Job... But I am not gonna lose my faith. ... Crap!
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