Little Britain 1x1

Domino Toppling

& Narrator: Britain, Britain. Britain... Land of technological achievement. We’ve had running water for over ten years, an underground tunnel that links us to Peru, and we invented the cat. But none of these innovations would have been possible were it not for the people of Britain, and it is those people that we do look at today. Let’s do it!

& René: Vicky, have you even started this essay?
    Vicky: No, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no. I’m not going on the pill because they stop you from getting pregnant!

& Narrator: People in Britain do all manner of things for kicks. Some lick stamps... Others sit on chairs... This fellow, who calls himself Emily Howard, likes to dress up as a lady. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

& Emily: Well, my name is Emily. Emily Howard. I’m a lady. Because I’m a lady, I do ladies’ things like attend operettas and les ballets imaginaires. {...} I press flowers, and stroke kittens, and swim in rivers wearing dresses and hats... and shit.

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& Narrator: Meanwhile, southeast of Northwestshire lies the little town of Herby.

& Narrator: Andy’s birthday is just over a year away, and his friend Lou has decided to do something special.
    Lou: There’s your milk.

& Narrator: Unlike other countries, Britain has people of two genders, women and men. Gary and his friend Jason are two men. Write it down. Men.

& Narrator: Meanwhile, in Trowby, stage hypnotist Kenny Craig is on a date.
    Kenny Craig: I usually just have a starter and find that’s enough.

& Narrator: If you’re thinking of going on holiday and the Arctic is fully booked, why not try Scotland?

& Narrator: Until next time, good bike.

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