Breakout Kings 2x6

I Smell Emmy

& Claire: The whole purpose of a journalism is to get you to put your thoughts into words. I don’t expect Emily Dickinson...
    Emmy: Emily Dick-in-who?

& Ray: That bought her 20 years.
    Shea: I guess she didn’t want to wait that long, or we wouldn’t be here.
    Ray: Wait till you hear how she escaped. Go ahead. Tell ’em, Jules.
    Julianne: Why me?
    Ray: Because it grosses me out.

& Lloyd: I see what happened here... Uh, gentlemen, if you’ll take a closer look back there, you’ll see that this gentleman left you a DNA sample in the shrubbery, because he stood at that window last night, pleasuring himself with his right hand. Right?
    Ray: This is the masturbation expert. Let’s hear it.

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& Shea: Wait, aren’t you supposed to be figuring out why Damien is referencing the Clinton scandal?
    Lloyd: I’m trying, but I don’t really remember much from that long national nightmare.
    Shea: Man, how could you forget about that? That was on the news 24/7.

& Lloyd: Son of a biscuit.

& Lloyd: Do I leave the car here, or what? Sh... Okay, okay. Right is go, left is no. And... poop, ow. Okay... This is touchy.

& Ray: This is why you don’t have a driver’s license!
    Lloyd: My first time with two lesbians didn’t go exactly how I planned.

& Ray: These broads are nuts. Th-They’re shooting out padlocks, they’re busting through fences.
    Lloyd: Well, that’s Oxycontin in action. It’s the cuddle hormone, okay? It’s a neuropeptide released by the hypothalamus during sexual stimulation. Women have five times more of it than men do, so basically we’re dealing with a pair of huge over-stimulized brains.

& Lloyd: This is the interview tape from January 26, 1998. Now, that’s the day Clinton publicly denied any shenanigans with Blue Dress McOnherknees.

& Lloyd: If a guy in a band named Learned Hand is getting laid, there is no justice in the world.

& Lloyd: If you want, I could put my gun down, so to speak, we could talk.
    Damien: I know that tactic. We’ve read the same philosophers. “Always recognize that human individuals are ends.” You know the rest, right?
    Lloyd: “Do not use them as mere means to your end.” Immanuel Kant.
    Damien: I have to thank you, Lloyd, for freeing me... You’ve opened me up to a whole new world.

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