House M.D. 8x15

Blowing the Whistle

& Park: Why couldn’t they take care of him at a military hospital?
    House: I think because they wanted to annoy you.

& Park: So I’m the only one who has a problem when someone whose duty’s to protect our country blowing—
    House: Blowing the whistle is honorable precisely because it’s not dutiful. Sorry, you said blowing.

& Adams: Give those back!
    House: Why? You got 28. You can share.

& Adams: I’m not saying he’s definitely sick. I’m just saying we should look into it.
    Chase: No, we shouldn’t. If you believe House is sick, it’s only because that’s what he wants you to believe.

& House: Pleading* guilty is not honorable. It’s just stupid.

& House: What is honor? The dying for your country?.. Getting straight As?.. Killing your daughter because she had the audacity* to get raped?.. People define honor as whatever makes them feel honorable. It’s a circle going nowhere. Which I guess is what circles do.

& House: Forge it.
    Adams: I will. From now on. But I need the original signature so I know what to forge.

& Adams: It’s curable, but if he doesn’t get treatment, it could actually be fatal.
    Wilson: This happens all the time. One of the symptoms of working for House... you start seeing zebras everywhere. There’s nothing wrong with him.

& Wilson: House.
    House: Shh. I’m with a patient... Sleep study.

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& Wilson: I think you’re sick.
    House: What, ’cause I’m sleeping in the clinic like I always do?
    Wilson: ... Slow reaction time.
    House: Because I just woke up from sleeping in the clinic like I always do.

& Wilson: I’ll do the examination myself.
    House: While having you juggle my jewels sounds interesting, there’s no such thing as friends with benefits. It always gets weird.

& Adams: You defend the patient for being a whistleblower, then attack him for being an honorable whistleblower. Now you defend him for being a maligned*, honorable whistleblower?
    House: Adjectives matter. Hate nurses, love naughty nurses.

& Taub: Say bye-bye, House. Yes! Yes!!

& Park: House never loses.
    Taub: Seriously? Me beating House is medically significant?

& Chase: You really think it’s a coincidence that we’re treating a whistleblower and now talking about blowing the whistle on House? You’re right. Playing dumb, messy signature, losing a video game— it’s way too complicated to fake.

& Adams: And if we start you on treatment now, get you off Vicodin—
    House: What’s the opposite of “thank you”? I’m pretty sure it ends in “you”.

& Brant: Who are you?
    House: Well, considering the only people allowed in this room are your doctors and your family... I’m your long-lost cousin Ralph.

& House: I want to reject our current diagnosis because I think we’re wrong. And treating for wrong diagnoses can result in side effects like death.

& Foreman: Talk to you for a minute?
    House: Anything you have to say to me, you can say to them. It’s only fair. Cause anything they say to me, they also say to you.

& House: The patient’s infection is an inherently less interesting puzzle than the stab wound to my back.

& Foreman: You tortured them to torture me just to see who you could trust?
    House: I did it to save lives. God, I wish I could rationalize that one.
    Park: And now you’re going to brilliantly deduce which one of us is the rat?
    House: What makes you think I haven’t already? ...... To be continued. I need to brilliantly cure a patient.

& Hayes: You did what you thought you had to do.
    House: Going to jail proves nothing.
    Brant: It proves I still have my honor.
    House: You’re not doing this for honor. You’re doing this to please your father. And the pathetic thing is that the man you’re trying to please never existed.

& Wilson: I’ve been avoiding you because you’re an ass.
    House: I’ve been an ass my whole life.

& House: His name’s li’l Chase. He’s a rat. You’re a rat. Get it?

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Pleading guilty — Признал себя виновным
audacity — смелость; наглость
maligned — оклеветанный

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