Dell Scott: You here for the cleaning gig?
Guy in Elevator: Uh, life auxiliary.
Dell Scott: Life what?
Guy in Elevator: Auxiliary.
Dell Scott: That's what they calling it now? White people got a name for everything.
Dell Scott: Ain't this gig supposed to be for the whole building?
'This Ability' Applicant: No, just for him, Mr. Lacasse.
Dell Scott: You gotta put on your Sunday clothes just to push his broom?
Dell Scott: I don't wanna be your janitor, man.
Philip Lacasse: I need assistance. My arms don't work, as you so astutely noted. Nor do my legs. I can only move my neck.
Dell Scott: You can move your mouth.
Philip Lacasse: As can you.
Dell Scott: You as rich as Jay-Z?
Philip Lacasse: No. Richer.
Dell Scott: Jeez.
Philip Lacasse: Money doesn't buy you everything.
Dell Scott: Hey, look like it does to me.
Dell Scott: No, me and Mags got this. Get to show her my sensitive side. It's best viewed unclothed and from behind... by candlelight.
Maggie: Have you ever changed a catheter?
Dell Scott: Nah.
Maggie: It's not hard.
Dell Scott: It better not be. ...
Philip Lacasse: Oh. Sorry, this is your sensitive side?
Maggie: You just slowly...
Dell Scott: Ooh!
Maggie: ...pull it out.
Dell Scott: Ooh! Oh...
Maggie: And the new one...
Dell Scott: Oh, man.
Maggie: ...goes right back in. You pinch the head... and insert. Then you feed it in.
Philip Lacasse: I can't feel it.
Dell Scott: Well, I can. Oh!
Dell Scott: Look, I get you trying to block out the world, but can you at least do it to better music?
Philip Lacasse: Have you ever listened to opera?
Dell Scott: Yeah. Opera's really big in prison. You can hardly get a seat on opera night. Why can't we listen to Aretha? Hmm? You wanna feed your soul? Then listen to its queen. Think about it.
Dell Scott: So, let's say that I wanted to start my own company that you was gonna buy for a million.
Philip Lacasse: I'd say, "What is your idea?"
Dell Scott: I don't know.
Philip Lacasse: What are you passionate about?
Dell Scott: Women, sleeping. Sleeping with women.
Philip Lacasse: Little difficult to monetize.
Dell Scott: I got some friends that'd disagree with you.
Dell Scott: For 75 G's, I could paint you a square. I'll throw in some rectangles too, if you want.
Dell Scott: P!!! Ain't nothing extraordinary about breathing, man. P, you know damn well I need this gig. So, you take a deep breath or I am gonna give you mouth-to-mouth.
Philip Lacasse: Look, Dell, just find something you love doing. And then find a way to scale it. I mean, what are you really good at?
Dell Scott: You know, can we just not talk? Especially while I feel like I'm in the worst porno ever.
Philip Lacasse: It's no big deal.
Dell Scott: What you mean, "It's no big deal"?! You ever touched another man's, uh...
Philip Lacasse: What? You can't even say the word?
Philip Lacasse: Yvonne, there are very few things in my life I can control... My time and the people I choose to share it with are at the top of my list.
Philip Lacasse: So, you've become an opera buff.
Dell Scott: Look, man, I mean, some of it's pretty cool. It's just hard to dance to.
Dell Scott: All right, the safe word is gonna be... "Verdi."
Philip Lacasse: I'm supposed to drop "Verdi" into a sentence?
Dell Scott: Yes. Like, "I gotta go. You are Verdi ugly."
--
++ Quotes on the IMDb
+ Soundtracks
+ The Intouchables (2011)
Guy in Elevator: Uh, life auxiliary.
Dell Scott: Life what?
Guy in Elevator: Auxiliary.
Dell Scott: That's what they calling it now? White people got a name for everything.
Dell Scott: Ain't this gig supposed to be for the whole building?
'This Ability' Applicant: No, just for him, Mr. Lacasse.
Dell Scott: You gotta put on your Sunday clothes just to push his broom?
Dell Scott: I don't wanna be your janitor, man.
Philip Lacasse: I need assistance. My arms don't work, as you so astutely noted. Nor do my legs. I can only move my neck.
Dell Scott: You can move your mouth.
Philip Lacasse: As can you.
Dell Scott: You as rich as Jay-Z?
Philip Lacasse: No. Richer.
Dell Scott: Jeez.
Philip Lacasse: Money doesn't buy you everything.
Dell Scott: Hey, look like it does to me.
Dell Scott: No, me and Mags got this. Get to show her my sensitive side. It's best viewed unclothed and from behind... by candlelight.
Maggie: Have you ever changed a catheter?
Dell Scott: Nah.
Maggie: It's not hard.
Dell Scott: It better not be. ...
Philip Lacasse: Oh. Sorry, this is your sensitive side?
Maggie: You just slowly...
Dell Scott: Ooh!
Maggie: ...pull it out.
Dell Scott: Ooh! Oh...
Maggie: And the new one...
Dell Scott: Oh, man.
Maggie: ...goes right back in. You pinch the head... and insert. Then you feed it in.
Philip Lacasse: I can't feel it.
Dell Scott: Well, I can. Oh!
Dell Scott: Look, I get you trying to block out the world, but can you at least do it to better music?
Philip Lacasse: Have you ever listened to opera?
Dell Scott: Yeah. Opera's really big in prison. You can hardly get a seat on opera night. Why can't we listen to Aretha? Hmm? You wanna feed your soul? Then listen to its queen. Think about it.
Dell Scott: So, let's say that I wanted to start my own company that you was gonna buy for a million.
Philip Lacasse: I'd say, "What is your idea?"
Dell Scott: I don't know.
Philip Lacasse: What are you passionate about?
Dell Scott: Women, sleeping. Sleeping with women.
Philip Lacasse: Little difficult to monetize.
Dell Scott: I got some friends that'd disagree with you.
Dell Scott: For 75 G's, I could paint you a square. I'll throw in some rectangles too, if you want.
Dell Scott: P!!! Ain't nothing extraordinary about breathing, man. P, you know damn well I need this gig. So, you take a deep breath or I am gonna give you mouth-to-mouth.
Philip Lacasse: Look, Dell, just find something you love doing. And then find a way to scale it. I mean, what are you really good at?
Dell Scott: You know, can we just not talk? Especially while I feel like I'm in the worst porno ever.
Philip Lacasse: It's no big deal.
Dell Scott: What you mean, "It's no big deal"?! You ever touched another man's, uh...
Philip Lacasse: What? You can't even say the word?
Philip Lacasse: Yvonne, there are very few things in my life I can control... My time and the people I choose to share it with are at the top of my list.
Philip Lacasse: So, you've become an opera buff.
Dell Scott: Look, man, I mean, some of it's pretty cool. It's just hard to dance to.
Dell Scott: All right, the safe word is gonna be... "Verdi."
Philip Lacasse: I'm supposed to drop "Verdi" into a sentence?
Dell Scott: Yes. Like, "I gotta go. You are Verdi ugly."
--
++ Quotes on the IMDb
+ Soundtracks
+ The Intouchables (2011)
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