My Balls, Dickhead

Imposters 1×2

Ezra Bloom: How we doing?
Richard Evans: Well, with 79% of our inventory gone, we have made 12% of our projection.
Ezra Bloom: What the hell?!
Richard Evans: Look, man, I'm used to selling cars, all right? You overprice, reduce price, sell. It's simple. Your weird kitchen stools aren't exactly making it easy.

Richard Evans: Look, check out this guy. He's what we call a "beta-alpha."Thinks he's an alpha male, and he's actually a beta male.
Ezra Bloom: Sounds about right. That's my brother.

Ezra Bloom: You know, one of those books said you can't cheat an honest man.
Richard Evans: Yeah, I read that. I still don't get it.
Ezra Bloom: It's like there are people who set themselves up to be taken because they're, you know, greedy or selfish or mean... You know what? We need some ground rules. We need, like, a code of conduct for how far we're willing to go. Like you said, we can't just steal from normal people, right?
Richard Evans: You know what else? Bushido, the samurai code... the true warrior must hold that loyalty, courage, and honor are important above all else.
Ezra Bloom: Nice.

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Ezra Bloom: No old people.
Richard Evans: Sure.
Ezra Bloom: No kids. No people who look, you know, sad.
Richard Evans: Yeah. No nice moms or dads... or anyone who's limping. No babies.
Ezra Bloom: What does that leave us? ...
— Assholes!

— "At the bottom of every frozen heart, there is a drop or two of love..."
Ezra Bloom: Till death do us part.
— "Just enough to feed a birds."

Ezra Bloom: Do you know this woman?
Jules: Are you kidding me? She's my wife!

Ezra Bloom: She's in there.
Richard Evans: Yeah.
Ezra Bloom: Okay, whatever happens... Good luck.
Richard Evans: Yeah, man, you too.

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