The One with the Dozen Lasagnas

Friends 1×12

Ross: You have to tell her. You have to tell her. It's your moral obligation as a friend... and as a woman. I think it's a feminist issue. Guys? Guys?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.
Joey: Feminist issue? That's where I went.

Phoebe: Um, ahem. We haven't known each other for that long a time. And, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. Two, I never lie. And three, I make the best oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world.

Rachel: Mm, my God. Why have I never tasted these before?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot... because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.
Rachel: Ahem, God. Well, you're right. These are the best oatmeal-raisin cookies I've ever had.
Phoebe: Which proves that I never lie.

Phoebe: Are you okay?
Rachel: I need some milk.

Monica: Are you all right?
Rachel: Medium. Any cookies left?

--
+ Quotes on the IMDb
+ Soundtracks