The One Hundredth

Friends 5×3

Nurse: Which of you is the father?
Phoebe: None of them are. The father is my brother.
Nurse: Okay.
Monica: I'll miss watching you freak people out like that.

Rachel: I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Joey: Oh, my....
Rachel: They're male nurses!
Joey: Heh, heh. Not in my head.

Rachel: You've been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on and so are you. Why don't you want to go?
Monica: Um... Why don't you give me a good reason... and I'll tell you if it's true.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Harder than it sounds, isn't it?

Chandler: Are you really going to date that nurse man?
Monica: You and I are just "goofing around." I thought, why not "goof around" with him?
Chandler: I don't know if you've looked up "goofing around" in the dictionary. Well, I have... and the technical definition is: "Two friends who care a lot about each other... and have amazing sex... and just want to spend more time together." But if you have this new dictionary that gets you mad at me... then we have to get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: You're better than you think you are.

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