The One with the Free Porn

Friends 4×17

Joey: What did I do? I must have hit something on the remote.
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: No, we didn't even pay our cable bill. Maybe this is how they punish us.
Chandler: Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill. Free phone sex.
Joey: Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill.
Chandler: .....

Joey: No, no, no. We don't know what could make this go away.
Chandler: Yeah, so no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV. And no one touches the air around the TV. Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will.
Rachel: I'm at least going to mute it.
Joey: No, no, no!

Joey: Pheebs, you're blocking the porn. Look out.
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, my. Oh, that reminds me. I have to see my OB-GYN today.

Phoebe: Oh, God. I'm so glad you guys are happy. I was so afraid you we're gonna be freaked.
Alice: Oh.
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Phoebe: No, because maybe it's harder to raise them and the added expense. Ugh!... No, back to happy. Back to happy!

Phoebe: You can't give up on your dream. Ugh.
Frank: No, it's okay. We're gonna have three kids. And that's a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.

Ross: I've been thinking... I'm just going to come out and say it, okay? Uh... I think... I love you.
Emily: Oh. Thank you.
Ross: .... It's no problem.

Emily: There's someone else...
Ross: Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?

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