South Park 24×2
Mrs. Nelson: I'll just wait until the government decides teachers are important enough to get their vaccinations.
— Listen, Kommunity Kidz! All I want is a shot! And you can gimme that shot! That one shot, that's all I need!
— All I want is a shot, too!
— If I had a shot, I would make the most of it! Gimme a shot!
— I just wanna shot too! Please I need a shot!
— I gotta have the shot!
Eric Cartman: Wow, everyone just really wants a shot.
— If you just give me a shot, why, I could be somebody. I could go out to fancy restaurants like all them old people. And eat shrimp as big as my head!
— Hey, you're not taking my shot! This is my shot!
— I... I have to have this shot!
Gerald Broflovski: Say, Kyle, we heard you have some COVID-19 vaccinations...
Kyle Broflovski: They're for our teachers.
Gerald Broflovski: Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. You know if you think your teacher is worth saving more than us...
Kyle Broflovski: It's not like that.
Gerald Broflovski: Well, it sounds like that! Sounds like your teacher's life is more important than your mom and dad's! You know, when all this went down, the school wasn't really there for you, was it? School kind of abandoned you kids. But your parents, well... We didn't shove you off into a Zoom meeting did we?
Kyle Broflovski: Dad, please don't...
Gerald Broflovski: You know, we're not spring chickens anymore. The virus is still out there, Kyle, and it's still killing people. I don't know how you'd feel is Mom or me got COVID and died in these last few months because you did nothing... Don't do nothing, Kyle. You know what, Kyle?
Kyle Broflovski: Please don't say it.
Gerald Broflovski: Silence is violence, Kyle. Don't kill Mom, buddy.
Robert White: Who is it sweetheart?
Crystal White: It's the savior of our country and still President of the United States who was impeached unjustly.
Robert White: But we were just trying to be like you!
Garrison: You'll never be like me! I've been a teacher for 30 years! I'm just trying to get my old life back and assholes keep getting in my way!
Robert White: But we have to tell children the truth! They have to know!
Garrison: They have to know what?!
Robert White: About... About the whole thing! About the vaccinations! That the pandemic was blown out of proportion!
Crystal White: That Venezuelan socialists switched out circuit boards from voting machines in 12 states!
Robert White: Don't you understand everything is being manipulated!
Garrison: Everyone's being manipulated... So that's why everyone in town is being such an inconsiderate jerk about me coming back?
Robert White: Yes. They don't want people to like you. They need people to hate you!
Garrison: Who are they?
Robert White: They're the elites. They do whatever they want and they feed on the pain and torture of children! And if anybody starts to care, they'll just cut us off when we tell the truth! And the truth is that...
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